My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen
I might look calm
bitches be wild.. #pitiful
Just found out my parents are going to run in the marine marathon! I wasn’t too surprised since they run/bike almost everyday. They are more active than me 😓 Haha I’m so proud of them. Maybe one day I can start to think of running more than a few miles Lol
After my mom let me know the exciting news, she proceeded to talk about her bucket list..
Mom: Running in a marathon is on my bucket list. Oh and u know that thing where you jump off the plane?
Mom: Yea! No, no that’s not on my bucket list. Nope and neither is bungee jumping.
Lol moms say the darnedest things
Me in pretty much every social event
Trying to be social
me at work when people talk to me
some folks are so damn nosy. ugh…if i don’t feel comfortable with u, plz don’t expect me to share my life story with u..damn #its #nunya #biznaz